Yesterday Tony Blair dismissed claims

Posted by | May 15, 2001 | Uncategorized | No Comments

Yesterday Tony Blair dismissed claims that the Labour campaign was being dominated by spin and presentation. Resplendent in a white toga, sandals, and hand crafted Thorn crown, Mr. Blair said “I can’t understand what all this spin nonsense is about. Indeed, it was prophesised in the holy manifesto that I would face such doubters and opposition amongst the press, however as my father instructed me, I shall forgive ye for your mis-writings, for ye are only human”.
Mr. Blair then left with his cross to spread the word to people.

Leave a Reply