Guildford, gout champion of the UK.

My new mobile’s arrived! I now feel complete again…

“Some time in the future, I am going to organize a sister swapping party where guys turn up with their sisters and we trade them. Unfortunately you don’t have a sister so you can’t come”

The most amazing idea to come out of Jac for some time… Now, Jac’s sister… (wibbler rubs his hands with glee)

Goodness, my first contact through Friends Reunited!
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…………..IT’S BIG SI!! HOW ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????????????
I’VE BEEN TO UNI – GOT A DEGREE – AND NOW I’M ALL GROWN UP AND WORKING AND DRIVING A SEXY CAR!!!!! (NOT LIKE MABEL!!!!) THIS FRIENDS REUNITED TING IS COOL – MY FRIEND TOLD ME TO GO ON IT AND THEN I SAW YOUR NAME!!!!!
PLEASE GET BACK TO ME!!
LUV DORCAS X X
Welcome back, Dorcas!

Two World Trade Centers

Jonola14.co.uk’s USA Diary is a crackingly amusing entry on Jac‘s website! Read all about his recent trip to the US, including Lady Phlegm and a sticky mattress…

The most amazing picture of the aftermath…

Link to last American Airlines status page showing fateful Flight 11 from Boston to LAX

Oh damn damn damn. If anyone’s trying to phone me on my mobile. I’m afraid you can’t. I left it on the car roof, and then drove off. In Devon. Clever me. The lorry behind me pretty much ended the phone’s short, glittering life.
How do I cope?

Terrorists, eh. The most amazing pictures coming through – it’s almost unimaginable to think of the consequences. The Second World War was triggered by only an assassination – the loss of life today is thousands greater…