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Pre-Birthday Chinese Meal

Posted October 25th, 2001 by Wibbler

And so rounds off another pre-birthday family outing to a restaurant. We landed ourself at a local Chinese, and consumed multiple amounts of Take, the chinese alcoholic (very) spirit. As if to round off the evening, several memorable quotes popped up:

Waiter comes to clear away the plates:
Dad: “We’d best have the bill then.”
Waiter: “Yes, Sir.”
Pause.
Dad: “Unless, of course, we could run away without paying?”
*whole restaurant turns round to stare*

Driving (well, weaving) Home. Dad swerves to avoid an imaginary rabbit:
Mum: “GUY, you’re on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD”
Dad: ” I’m on the side of the road that I WANT to be.”

Splendid.

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