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Melinda

By October 30, 20014 Comments

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Latest conversation between myself and Jac C on MSN Messenger:
[15:41] Jon: tum te tum
[15:42] Wibbler: te tum
[15:42] Jon: da n ana
[15:42] Jon: da na na
[15:42] Wibbler: bom bom baaaaaaaaaaam.
[15:43] Jon: *ping* (string breaks)
[15:46] Wibbler: *ouch* (string hits eye)
[15:47] Jon: *shplop* (eye falls out into glass of Ribena)
[15:48] Wibbler: *glug* (ribena drinker swallows eye)
[15:51] Jon: *psssuPOPpssss* (eye swallower pisses out the eye into the loo)
[15:52] Wibbler: *suuuuuuckkkk* pause *gush* (eye blocks loo and overflows)
[15:55] Jon: *schluck* – *schluck* – *schluck* (eye makes run for it)
[15:58] Wibbler: *splat* (someone opens door onto eye, crushing it between door and wall)
[16:01] Jon: *shhbloop* *shhbloop* cleaner mops up eye, muttering “Eye don’t know, I’m up to the eyeballs in work”

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  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/wibbler.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate_ga.php on line 524
    Jac says:

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/wibbler.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    I think we need to get jobs

  • Wibbler says:

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/wibbler.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    Chance’d be a fine thing. Mind you, we are barbeque professionals. (blatent plug)

  • Jac says:

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/wibbler.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    Yes we are. And don’t call me a plug.

  • Jac says:

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/customer/www/wibbler.com/public_html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    twenty minutes well spent I reckon!

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