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I’M VERY CONCERNED.
Huge congratulations to Paul D for finally joining me on the dole queue!
Applying for jobs online is a double-edged sword – there are loads of jobs advertised, but SO MANY APPLICATION FORMS, mostly using clever form processing systems that don’t ****** work, bless ‘em. I filled in a huge application form online this morning, clicked SEND…. and then it said ‘Page cannot be found’. Argggh!
I’m off to collect my dole money. Again.
You may remember a while back I resolved that i would never drink in The Star again.
Last night I gave in. I’m a slave to alcohol.
Tube Drivers get 60, yes 60 paid holidays a year. So with 2 days off a week (104 days) and 8 bank holidays they get 172 days off a year leaving only 192 days of work. Plus Bank Holidays. And they’re going on strike for an extra ?1600 a year… (correct me if I’m wrong, of course…)
Jac got caught out last night – while pretending to a girl that it was, in fact, his birthday, in order to gain birthday kisses and possibly more, Simon H immediately butted in, “So what’s your star sign then?”
After much mumbling and a stunned silience, the conversation was quietly dropped.
Just when nothing’s happening, something happens. If you see what I mean. Simon H works in a bank. And last night, he managed to lock the bank safe in a way that only he can, resulting in the bank not being able to dispense money ALL DAY today. How we laughed.
I don’t think the load of text messages to his mobile (“Is your job still SAFE?”, “Drive SAFEly”, “The US is in a bit of terrorist bother, but the UK seems SAFE”) went down well either…
Hmmm… well, this week’s a bit of a poor one. NOTHING’s happened for three days. Well, apart from my dog almost being flattened by a falling tree in our garden. So quite eventful for her, I suppose.
It’s a shame when your dog’s life is more exciting than yours.
JEDI now an official UK religion
