Green Ketchup

I had some green ketchup yesterday. I braced myself, closed my eyes (cos I thought I could pretend it was red or something), I even had an audience. And how was it? ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. Apparently, the taste has also changed ’slightly’ to reflect the colour. And even after 3 glasses of water, I still had a lingering taste in my mouth, and green teeth that even scared my dog…