Simon H’s bum squeezing

Posted by | November 16, 2001 | Uncategorized | No Comments

Over lunch yesterday, another highly amusing incident came to light! Simon H and Jac went to Cinderellas last Saturday, completely drunk (as you have to be in Cinderellas…). Some old male friend of his spied the drunken fool, and came up behind him, playfully squeezing Simon H’s bum. A few hours later, Simon H’s vision completely blurred, he spied his old friend again, lined up behind him and grabbed his bum with conviction. Only it wasn’t his friend. Somewhat startled, the anonymous man turned and asked what the hell Simon H was doing, to which Simon, as if to add insult to injury, replied, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.”
Another classic moment I’ve missed. Damn.

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