8am - We amusingly discover a new friend on the balcony. He’s a bright green iguana, and we name him George, purely because he looks like a George. Honest.
8.15am - Once a suitable picture is taken, we venture downstairs and discover more food than you could shake a very large, nobular stick at. Its truly [...]
3am - Rudely awoken by the nasty but rather helpful alarm clock, and dragged out to the car. My trousers are trembling with excitement. As indeed am I.
7am - After managing to create a traffic jam on the runway, and the pilot helpfully warning of bad weather conditions, we start our assent into a [...]
Right. I’m off. See you in around two weeks, after I’ve soaked up the sun in Bucerias, near Puerto Vallarta, and eaten and drunk far too much… Just to make you a teensy bit jealous, here is a picture of my stonking hotel.
SPLENDID.
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My ideal car number plate…
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It’s the Henman vs. Rusedski match on BBC1 now (click here), and ooooh it’s a nailbiter. Of course, I should be packing/developing/having a haircut, but I can’t tear myself away. I’m a slave to the television.
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A worryingly confused conversation just overheard:
Mum: “Have you got to go to the loo?”
Dad: “Why?”
Mum: “Oh, my 20% discount voucher’s just run out.”
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Just had the most bizarre telephone call for a while from Simon H, and for him thats quite a statement. He phoned up to ask me what I would put aside moneywise “for a rainy day”. Slightly taken aback, I replied “oooh, about ?400, suppose” and that was it. End of phonecall. It’s slightly ominous [...]
No More Popup Ads - a startlingly successful way to stop PopUp Advertisements appearing from the internet. Damn - another good idea I’ve missed….
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Terrorists vs US Government: A handy guide to discerning the differences…
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