Wow! I’ve had some flatmints. They’re mints that are thinner than paper, but very minty indeed. Enormous fun. I think …

The time has come for another gratuitous shot of Britney…. I spoil you, I really do.

A simple drive home from Guildford this morning, and 2 celebrity sightings on the A3 – Jeremy Bates the England …

Well, fame beckons again. Well, probably not, but a joke I sent in to FHM magazine in an idle moment …

1. It’s a pleasure to know that Britain’s most famous nude streaker hails from my home town of Petersfield… 2. …

My boss told me today that ‘you’ve really made a difference and we’re pleased to have you here”. She knows …

Valentine Rhymes *with a twist*. My personal favourite: My love for you is like a rose One that’s dead and …

I’vve finally managed to get my recent photos online – the Christmas ones and also the Mexico ones, so you …

Good Grapes. Nothing happens for a while (as you can tell from the lack of updates) and then the police …

Oldest fossilised vomit pile uncovered. Well done them…