Nothing cheers you up after a long week of work than a HUGE parcel waiting at home for you. And especially when it’s got a PlayStation2 in it! Yes, my FHM prize has finally come, and now I can finally sell it for some free money. Oh the joys of FHM. I was so impressed at their highly impressive choice of my joke that I’ve subscribed to them at high expense for a whole year. I’m thinking I might give each issue in exhange to that homeless man who tries to thrust a Big Issue into my hand every morning. A Magazine for a magazine. Well, it’s only fair.