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Boring Internet

By April 30, 200216 Comments

The day has finally come. For the last hour, I haven’t been able to find anything to do on the internet. The night has become so boring that the BBC News page hasn’t changed for 40 minutes. Anyone got any ideas?
Meantime, I suppose it’s time for some fresh air…

16 Comments

  • Jonola says:

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    we could always invent some more limericks……

  • nikki says:

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    i didn’t know anyone else wrote limericks to entertain themselves.

  • Wibbler says:

    Here’s a recent one…
    Last night I saw a bright comet
    and then I bent down to vomit
    I made a quick call
    to my good friend Paul
    who told Osama Bin Laden to bomb it.

  • Jonola says:

    YES! Let’s do another one…

    I once took a trip to the States..

  • Wibbler says:

    to buy a blue pair of skates

  • jonola says:

    I flew with Austin Powers

  • Wibbler says:

    to see the tall Twin Towers

  • Jonola says:

    but sat next to Osama’s best mates…

  • nikki says:

    that rocked!


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    In the Wim Wam Wo,
    Where the cows go “Ro”
    And the Flim Flam flaps in the breeze
    There’s a Gim Gam Goo
    Singing “Chim Cham Choo”
    Where the mice choose to eat the diet cheese.

  • Jac says:

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    beautiful, Oliver, beautiful.

  • Jac says:

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    I once knew a man with a limp…..

  • Wibbler says:

    who successfully boarded a blimp,

  • Jac says:

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    so full of hot air,

  • Wibbler says:

    it caused some despair

  • Cal says:

    and Osama’s a fucking arab gimp

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