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Start the Car.

By June 11, 20025 Comments

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I can tell life’s getting too much for me. Today I decided to go and get some earphones, so off I went. I got into my gleaming new car, put the keys in the ignition, selected reverse gear, and adopted the position of a reversing car driver – arm over seat, head facing backwards, other arm on steering wheel, waiting for the car to saunter backwards. I wait a full 5 seconds before it dawned on me: I’d forgotten to ACTUALLY START THE CAR…
Hence the new “clever” quote on the bottom of my emails. What quote? Well, send me one first, it’s only polite…

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    Jonola says:

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    well at least you got to practise that classic dance move….. THE REVERSE THE CAR

  • nikki says:

    um yeah, you guys are cool.

  • Jonola says:

    then, of course, we have the shopping trolley, the lawnmower, deal the cards, wash the dishes, pogo stick and spin the pizza. If you want more, I can always contact my list…..

  • Wibbler says:

    Nikki, you sound a little unhappy this evening, are you ok?

  • nikki says:

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    i’m ok, but thanks for asking. it’s nice to be loved.

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