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Shazam

Having been in IT for a while now, technology is rarely baffling to me anymore. However, today’s discovery is simply amazing.
If you hear a song playing, but you’ve no idea what it is, dial 2580 on your mobile. Shazam is a new service that listens to the song through your phone, and within 20 seconds it will text you with the band and the name of the song. I’ve tried it three times today – even with an old and obscure Frank Zappa record – and it got it completely right.I’m hooked, and constantly trying to catch it out.
Go on, do it. and visit their website shazam.com for more…

England vs Italy – A Visit to Twickenham

England vs Italy. Bound to be a triumphant rugby victory in England’s quest for the Grand Slam. And, fortunately, 8 of us were there to cheer them on from the north stand at Twickenham!
A chance email from an old school contact led to eight superbly placed tickets at Twickenham on Sunday. Elli, Ed, Mel, Jac, Nick, Tim, Michelle and I met at Clapham Junction at 11am. Well, that was the plan – in reality, Nick and Tim decided that few drinks were in order the previous night, and barely managed to arrive before we’d left the Slug And Lettuce pub at 1.30pm. Still, spirits were high – we had flags and rugby shirts on, and Mel had painted St George flags on everybody’s cheeks, and amusingly the word “prick” on Jac’s forehead. Nick went the whole hog and had his entire face painted with a the flag – sadly, he looked less like a flag, more like a hot cross bun. We were such a sight that a camerawoman working for the Metro newspaper took pictures of some of us, rightly judging that the rest of the group’s facial features might have cracked the lens.
After I had bought the obligatory stupid hat, we arrived at the stadium at 2.45, and at 3pm England kicked off. The first 20 minutes went to form – England scored 33 points in 22 minutes. But then they obviously thought it wasn’t really worth it – for another hour not a single point was scored. To cheer up the deflated group, Jac suggested a betting game. It went roughly like this:
Wibbler: “I bet one English pound that the next penalty with go to England.”
Jac: “Ok.”
Next penalty kick goes to England.
Wibbler: “That’ll be one round pound please.”
It was a suggestion that Jac was soon to regret. After 30 minutes, he was six pounds down, and with nothing left but a couple of guitar picks, he gave in.
All in all, a very good day, and a great experience. The game wasn’t the best, but the male streaker certainly warmed the hearts for the girls present. Thanks to everyone who came – even Simon B turned up on the East stand. Which was nice.

Rory Bremner on Iraq

Master impressionist Rory Bremner proves once again that he really should be running the country with these online clips from Bremner, Bird and Fortune. I’ve never cried with laughter while listening to the war debate before…

Broken Computer

Utter, utter disaster. I installed new memory in my computer tonight, and now the bloody thing won’t boot. Even when I take the new memory out, it’s a complete dodo. So, a distinct lack of a scheduled launch for the revamped Debtometer, and a distinct lack of timewasting on pointless websites. Maybe i’ll get round to my stack of newspapers and magazines I haven’t read yet…

A Visit to Paul D

Michelle and I had a nice night last night in the company of Paul D and his girlfriend. A quick computer repair and a VERY large gin and tonic later, and we toddled off for a slap up meal at the pub. A worrying development was his stepdads obsession with preparing for imminent chemical warfare – supplies down in the basement, plants stored for oxygen, tape to seal the windows – I know know where I’ll be headed at the first sign of trouble…

Busy Me

Busy, busy, busy. This month is turning out to be corker. Next Saturday I’m off to Kingston, Sunday I’m off to Twickenham, there are two 21st birthday parties, 2 housewarming parties, and finishing off with a Matchbox Twenty concert on the 29th. On top of that, my parents and I are moving house, and I’m managing (barely) to hold down a job.
Get the violins out. But hey, as a little treat for you, here’s a 650kb video I’ve got of a very funny blooper on a live Technology show. Oh, the amusement as the poor man tries not to swear, and then fails abysmally…

Dali painting stolen from jail

A four feet by three feet Dali painting has been stolen from INSIDE a jail in America, and replaced with a fake, in a room with 24-hour security protection. Where on earth are the inmates going to hide that?