Wagamama’s for Free
Posted May 16th, 2003 by WibblerWandering along Guildford High Street this lunchtime, hunting down some food, I came across a new restaurant, Wagamamas. “Open Monday!” it proclaimed, and my heart sank. Then, a friendly-looking woman in a rather fetching pinney, spying my eagerness to go in, asked if I’d like to sample the food. “Christ, yes,” I replied, “but you look expensive…”.
“Not at all, sir, we’re training today. Everything’s free.”
Everything’s free. That’s like a red rag to a bull. I still harbour my student inclination to take any free offer that comes my way, and I was in that door like a shot.
Now Wagamama is, apparently, famous. I haven’t a clue if this is true - I don’t get out much these days. However, their website seems quite impressive. I burst into the restaurant, and parked myself next to a lady who turned out to be recruiting for a speed-dating agency. My rugged good looks obviously impressed her, and she handed me a leaflet. I explained that my girlfriend may have something to say about me taking up her kind offer, and disappointed, she wondered off to accost some other poor man.
I had a full 2 course meal, washed down with 2 large bottles of Tiger beer. All for absolutely nothing. My stomach was most impressed. No such thing as a free lunch? Yeah there is…
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10 Responses to “Wagamama’s for Free”
May 17th, 2003 at 7:57 am
WANDERED
May 18th, 2003 at 1:56 pm
Thank you for giving my mum new software on Saturday. She is now running perfectly, although she did phone me today wOndering how to change the colour of the font…perhaps if you pop ’round and show her she’ll give you another ?10!!!!! You lucky bugger…
May 19th, 2003 at 11:07 am
I really would like to commend about your critical to Madrid. Yout have every right to critical their defense, because it is such a weckness at back that every good opppents can hit them very hard.
May 19th, 2003 at 11:21 am
Who ARE you?!
May 19th, 2003 at 11:46 am
HOW AMUSING DO YOU HAVE A WECKNESS THEN WIBBLER?
May 20th, 2003 at 6:33 pm
What the hell’s all this about a WECKNESS? I’ve known you for more years than I care to remember and you’ve never told me of any weckness…what the hell is it? Is it catching? Should you be seeing a doctor? Please inform…
May 20th, 2003 at 9:20 pm
more to the point, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
May 21st, 2003 at 11:23 am
i think he’s lost - sounds like he needs a footbally site!
May 21st, 2003 at 10:35 pm
and a few English language lessons, poor soul
May 23rd, 2003 at 5:07 pm
Could have had a free woman as well as free meal - are you slipping?
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