Freak Dishwasher Accident
There’s been a fair bit in the papers in the last couple of days about the freak dishwasher accident that killed that woman in Scotland (here’s the BBC News story). I was reading an article in the Daily Mail all about it yesterday - “very rare accident”, it said, “only one other case known in existence”, it said, a twelve year old boy back in 1997. Not so, I immediately countered - I had done exactly the same thing in 1985, while playboxing with my dad! I still have the amusingly placed scar on my right buttock. Sensing fame, I’ve duly fired off a couple of emails to the newspaper and the seemingly pointless Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents. I expect to be on This Morning with Fern Britton within days.
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Paul Says:
I remember that! I came round to Fox Dene very soon after that incident…those were the good old days! Walked like a poof for weeks, I recall…I guess it stuck! The walk that is, I think the knife was removed…
Posted on May 30th, 2003 at 7:33 pm
Paul Says:
I remember that! I came round to Fox Dene very soon after that incident…those were the good old days! Walked like a poof for weeks, I recall…I guess it stuck! The walk that is, I think the knife was removed…
Posted on May 30th, 2003 at 7:33 pm
Paul Says:
I found that so funny I seem to have posted it twice…oops!
Posted on May 30th, 2003 at 7:35 pm
shunta Says:
Prick up your arse? Were you at Cranleigh school at the time?
Posted on May 30th, 2003 at 11:57 pm
Jac Says:
that was a SLICE of bad luck…..
Posted on May 31st, 2003 at 12:14 pm
Jac Says:
yes, this sort of dishwasher accident is a real PAIN IN THE ARSE…..
Posted on May 31st, 2003 at 12:15 pm
Jac Says:
oh oh oh oh…..
Posted on May 31st, 2003 at 12:16 pm
Jac Says:
you should have BLADE more attention…..
Posted on May 31st, 2003 at 12:16 pm
shunta Says:
I may have a STAB at a pun but can’t think of any.
Posted on June 1st, 2003 at 11:21 am
shunta Says:
Don’t get upset at us taking the piss. Turn the other cheek.
Posted on June 1st, 2003 at 11:23 am
shunta Says:
You must be sick and tired of being the BUTT of all our jokes.
Posted on June 1st, 2003 at 11:23 am
shunta Says:
Just don’t CRACK under the pressure.
Posted on June 1st, 2003 at 11:24 am
Jac Says:
must have been a bit HAIRY…..
Posted on June 1st, 2003 at 8:55 pm
Jac Says:
BUMmer
Posted on June 1st, 2003 at 8:56 pm
Jac Says:
…..and I’m spent.
Posted on June 1st, 2003 at 8:58 pm