What I have learnt today:
Never, under any circumstances, leave a carton of orange juice in your bag for over three days.

iloveegg.com – do you?

Some of you may have hankered after a recent photo of Jac (of jonola14.co.uk fame). You probably haven’t, but it’s a good excuse to present you with this – a photo of Jac’s head in Hyde Park. Receding? I have no idea what you mean…

“I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image.” – Stephen Hawking
I’ve always subversively admired virus writers. The ingeniousness of their code sometimes blows me away, and the sheer destruction from just several lines of code is often astounding. They think of every eventuality, and sometimes defeat thousands of human brains for days.
Since last night though, I completely agree, Mr Hawking sir. At 4.55pm, five minutes before home time, the Welchia virus hit Head Office. I’d cunningly chosen the very day to pay a visit there, and managed to get out at 8.30pm…

Well, what a shoddy week.

Monday and Tuesday – days off, due to working through the previous weekend. However, called in on Tuesday due to technical issues.
Wednesday – Prepare and endure 6-month assessment. Actually, this was rather good.
Thursday – I visit Head Office in Oxfordshire. Arrive at 8.30am. 5 minutes before I go home, virus outbreak occurs. Get home at 10pm.
Friday – Informed that I am working this Saturday due to staff shortage, and that a staff outing is scheduled for Saturday night, when I have already arranged a lads night out.

Bloody hell.

Rolf’s Animal Hospital series to end. He’ SEVENTY-THREE, can you believe…