I remember, years ago, my dad used to come home every now and then, arms filled with the holy grail …

There’s no doubt that if there’s anything depressing, distressing or deeply disturbing, you can bet it’s happened in Eastenders. Compare …

Well, let’s not labour the point here – I’ve been absent. In fact, for a number of days, even wibbler.com …

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