A recent death in his family has, by contrast, made my friend Paul D a virtual property mogul. And if anything can shift property, it’s wibbler.com. Possibly.

So, if anyone’s interested, there’s vacant office space in the centre of Guildford, begging to be filled:

34 – 36 Chertsey Street, Guildford, GU1 4HD

Chertsey House, Pannells Court, Guildford, GU1 4EU

York House, Pannells Court, Guildford, GU1 4HD