Basics

Born: 26th October 1978
Shoe Size: 12
Location: Guildford
Occupation: IT Monkey

Education

1986-1995 - Cranleigh School.
Expensive.
1995-1997 - Godalming College.
Fun.
1997-2001 - University of Portsmouth.
Long.

Interesting Randomness

I have a Lexus. Before that, I had all manner of Peugeots.

I design websites.

My favourite film EVER is The Shawshank Redemption.

My hobbies including sleeping and spending money on petrol.

So that’s me. A big, silly thing in a nutshell. Have an amble round my site, stop at any interesting point you feel comfortable with, and drop me a line if you feel that way inclined.

No, not that way inclined…

A mugshot.

A mug shot. Go on, laugh.

Me in a hat.
Don’t ask.

Some ugly person.
Absolutely not me.