Answerphone Madness

Become witness to the random, highly amusing vocal talents of my friends and their kind messages to me.
STOP PRESS: Sadly, due to the fact that there are too many messages to fit on my allotted webspace, I've had to discontinue this section. *pause for disappointed sighs*. However, I'm keeping these classics here for posterity, you lucky blighters...

(To listen online, left-click links; to save, right-click 'em)

December 2001

mp3 :: 15/12/2001 - 03:11 - Simon H relieves himself. And tells me about it.
mp3 :: 14/12/2001 - 20:52 - Simon H misses me terribly.
mp3 :: 14/12/2001 - 20:01 - Simon H has indigestion.
mp3 :: 09/12/2001 - 03:19 - Jac goes alcoholically insane.
mp3 :: 09/12/2001 - 03:22 - Simon H and Jac get slaughtered, and report back - 2
mp3 :: 09/12/2001 - 03:13 - Simon H and Jac get slaughtered, and report back - 1

November 2001

mp3 :: 22/11/2001 - 17:11 - Jac somehow mistakes the female Orange Woman voice
                                              for mine.
mp3 :: 20/11/2001 - 13:13 - Simon H gets bored at lunchtime.
mp3 :: 16/11/2001 - 00:20 - Jac gets aggressive about Orange woman. (Part 2)
mp3 :: 16/11/2001 - 00:15 - Jac gets aggressive about Orange woman. (Part 1)
mp3 :: 11/11/2001 - 00:05 - Jac mumbles for hours (Part 2)
mp3 :: 10/11/2001 - 23:45 - Jac mumbles for hours. Contains the classic 'Afghanistan' and
                                              'Hello Car' quotes (Part 1)
mp3 :: 03/11/2001 - 02:36 - Simon H stumbles merrily home
mp3 :: 03/11/2001 - 00:45 - Jac's SPLENDID impression plays on my eagerness for any kind
                                              of job offer