Fauntleroy

Date: July 20th, 2004
From: Fauntleroy

This is a break into a personal life, you have the right to remain just the way you seem to be having lots of fun.

A hell of a way to start, if you don’t mind me saying. And now I’ve got your permission, the sky’s the fun-sized limit!

You have the right of one last call to all of your friends…..

Really, you can stop now. You’re spoiling me, you really are.

I got in here by chance looking for something absolutely different….. no pity at all – I had a lot of fun and all of my colleagues were looking at me sheepishly when I was bursting into laughter reading the articles and watching the photos….didn’t do much of my duties that day in the office….(Thank God the boss is a broad:)…..

Your boss is a broad? only at weekends, I hope.

you know what – I took a look around and I couldn’t find anywhere any pieces of information about the migration of the white bears and any statistic data about the gross national product of Rhuanda – that’s what I didn’t like about this site….

Now, this is getting out of hand. You want white bear migration and the GNP of Rwanda? Crikey Moses, how did you turn up here?!

hahahahah…kidding

Oh you TEASE…

it was all great, I’ll be back (with the tember and the voice and the accent of Arnold in Terminator), with..er..love: Kate (The beautiful disaster)

And in the dying seconds, as she quotes the title from one of American Idol Kelly Clarkson’s repartee, I realise this is a desparate woman, a woman who’d rather read this site that do her work. Someone who has a vicious transvestite as a boss. Poor, misguided girl…