I’ve gone all minimal
Hi! Remember me? 9 years of blogging has kinda exhausted me, I guess. I’m still LIVING, of course, but I …
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Festive Ills & Wishes
AitCHOO. AaaaCHOOO. Aichooooooooo. It was like a germ-riddled version of Four Weddings and a Funeral‘s notoriously sweary opening scene. Several tissues …
David Ford, or Newton Faulkner?
As I sit here listening to Spotify in front of a pile of CD albums, I’m trying to write convincingly …
Making things flat
A while ago, my mum bought my dad and I a book. Not any book, of course, otherwise it wouldn’t …
Destination Thailand
(video at bottom of post) “Take your bags, Mr Simon?” It was hot, sticky and my body was silently cursing …
Goodbye, old friend
“It’s one of life’s great cruelties that a human’s lifespan greatly outweighs a dog’s.” Anon. It was the final image …
A Great Reception
At the end of the song, in the corner of my eye I noticed the enormous chocolate fountain revolving into …
Getting hitched
“I now pronounce you husband and wife.” All that preparation, all that work, all that worrying over forgetting the vows …
Thankyou, and goodbye
Marriage – tick. Wedding Breakfast – tick. Dancing the night away – tick. We should be flying Thailand-bound about now, …
Spliced, officially
Well, who’d have thought. It’s been 2922 days since Michelle and I started going out. And by now we should …
