Me
Basics
Born: 26th October 1978
Shoe Size: 12
Location: Guildford
Occupation: IT Monkey

Education
1986-1995 - Cranleigh School.
Expensive.
1995-1997 - Godalming College.
Fun.
1997-2001 - University of Portsmouth.
Long.
Interesting Randomness
I have a Peugeot 407. Before that, I had a Peugeot 306. Before that I had another Peugeot 306. I like Peugeots.

I design websites.

I find Anthea Turner goodlooking.

My favourite film EVER is The Shawshank Redemption.

My hobbies including sleeping and spending money on petrol.


So that's me. A big, silly thing in a nutshell. Have an amble round my site, stop at any interesting point you feel comfortable with, and drop me a line if you feel that way inclined.

No, not that way inclined...
A wonderful picture of me A mugshot.

A perfectly normal mug
A mug shot. Go on, laugh.


Me in a hat.
Don't ask.


Some ugly person.
Absolutely not me.