SMS Vault

The most humourous SMS messages I've found on my phone to date.

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SMS ARCHIVES (most recent first):
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09/10/02 SPLENDID. In at ten and on the way home at 12.15. MARVELLOUS

- It seems Jac has yet to experience real work.

02/10/02 Currently at Kenley Police Station.

- We all instantly think Jac's been arrested for some dastardly crime. In this event, he's just picking up a car.

02/10/02 "up fill morning in the properly, McDonald's at."

- Jac fills up, blearily texts advert.