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Two Things I’ve Learned

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Two things I’ve learned today:

– Never trip over Anthea Turner while shopping. It’s hugely embarrassing, and everyone will assume you did it on purpose.
– If you’re a IT guy, never make an computer system run perfectly – you’ll be out of a job.*

*I haven’t actually been sacked – but if anything actually worked well, I’d have absolutely nothing to do…

Stapled fingers

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Today, I stapled my finger.
One of the most painful things I’ve done in weeks, certainly since the Door-Handle-In-Crotch incident of last week. Well done me…

Other things I’ve done:
1. Been for an interview in Oxfordshire. A LONG WAY. Especially when there is the customary “signal failure at Reading Station”. Bless them.
2.Avoided the Parking Warden for the 12th successive day, thereby creating a new Wibbler record for Fine Avoidance.
3.Saw Anthea Turner stuttling across Guildford Town on an odd scooter thing.