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Start the Car.

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I can tell life’s getting too much for me. Today I decided to go and get some earphones, so off I went. I got into my gleaming new car, put the keys in the ignition, selected reverse gear, and adopted the position of a reversing car driver – arm over seat, head facing backwards, other arm on steering wheel, waiting for the car to saunter backwards. I wait a full 5 seconds before it dawned on me: I’d forgotten to ACTUALLY START THE CAR…
Hence the new “clever” quote on the bottom of my emails. What quote? Well, send me one first, it’s only polite…