Mexico - wibbler.com
1pm – I’ve discovered a bar only 200 metres from my sunbed. How adventurous of me. I immediately celebrate, and order a new cocktail called a Banana Mama. I also thought about the amount of drinks I’d chucked down my throat in the past week and a half – it averaged about 6 alcoholic ones a day. AND ALL FOR FREE. Did I tell you?
3pm – Very tickled indeed to find out the literal translation for Antonio Banderas’ name. In Mexico, his name is actually Tony Flag. Not quite as exotic…
9pm – Bought tacky presents for everyone (well, three of you), and run out of money.
Drinks Knocked Over = 1