Toblerone bar

Heaven is triangular-shaped.

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This afternoon, heaven has arrived in our office, in the form of a 4KG Toblerone bar. The sheer scale of it is immense, and so overwhelmed its owner that it’s been standing unattended since its arrival, a focal point for all who pass.
It has 22,673 calories, and 2,340g of fat. It is simply superb.
Rest assured I have already ordered my own, and I suggest you do too, from Woolworths Online.