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999 calls

By May 4, 20034 Comments

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Hello, Police, how can I help?
“Yes, I’ve lost my glasses.”
Listen to the calls the 999 phone operators have to deal with…

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    michelle says:

    Some people just don’t have any common sence, UNBELIEVABLE.

  • Wibbler says:

    Quite, Michelle. AMAZING!

  • Jen says:

    These are nothing compared to what I have had to deal with over the years as a control room assistant in the Ambulance service …The calls we receive range from the downright stupid to the most bizarre and peculiar. Confidentiality prevents me from mentioning any but trust me….the police calls are nothing in comparison…Thank god I just despatch the crews to the nutters now instead of having to listen to them!

  • Jac says:

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    -brrrr- -brrrr-
    “Emergency Services”
    “What’s that thing called on the end of my leg”
    “That’s your foot sir”
    “ok, thanks, bye”
    -click-

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