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By April 21, 2004No Comments

Finance Director, late this afternoon:
“Got to go and pick my daughter. She’s been doing Jim for 2 hours.”
Turns out, after several moments of laughter, he meant “gym”.
My dad, after being asked what he was doing by police for swerving erratically at speed along a country lane:
“Yes, I was just picking up my apple.”

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