Pinocchio Jac

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Jac had another birthday the other week, and his colleagues helpfully made him a Happy Birthday self-portrait. And there it is, to the right. If you click on it, you can see the full horror – as he said, “Look at the size of that nose! I was drunk.” As if, ladies and gentlemen, being drunk increases nose size…